Sinlge Ladies (The OBAMA Way)

Just Freaking BRILLIANT! Do you see how much President OBAMA and the amazing BEYONCE inspires poeple?! ......Just get into it folks. lmao.

Morehouse College Vs. Clark University

Today there was a Morehouse Vs. Clark Basketball game, and as usual it was Crunk...In the beginning Morehouse was leading then as USUAL, towards the end, the ref starts calling bogus fouls and giving them to CLaRK. Long story short, we lost by 2 friggin' points. I was so ready to run into the middle of the court and wild out rubbing it in Clarks...oh well, on the next game (feb 14th) we IN THERE!! GO Moreshouse!

PR here I come.

So I finally bought my ticket to the wonderful Island of Puerto Rico. I'm so psyched about SPRING BREAK NOW! It's going to be so fun and relaxing. My biggest thing about going out there is to enjoy myself and JUST RELAX! Now, the hardest part has come: the WORKOUT! I am officially going hard in the gym to get my Beyonce Bikini ready bod!

Patti Labelle sings the alphabets SOUL STYLE!

Miss "Voulez vous coucher avec moi" (Lady Marmalade) also known as Miss Patti Labelle puts her stellar vocals to the test and actually soul sings the alphabet. She sounds amazing! Get into it people!

Cut from a different cloth...

I like soooo hate when ppl think they know me and they DON'T! Ever feel like that or feel misunderstood??? I've realized that I'm cut from a different cloth and is not your average Joe. But that's what makes ya girl Chris herself. The bottom is to crowded so I choose to be on the  top. What's wrong with that???

I'm tired of Beyonce looking pretty all the time.

"Coochie ain't got no face"

Okay, so I attend Spelman College in Atl, georgia and my friend/roommate must've said one of the funniest things I've heard in a WHILE, hence the title. So we're in the bookstore and we see this girl who looks a HOT MESS (she's not even butta face worthy). She stayed in our freshman dorm during freshman year and she was never cute (i kno that not nice but hey, shoot me). But check this, she's apparently PREGGO. :( Now if you seen this chick, you'd be wondering how in the HELL!!! Who would knock that up???

So my roommate had to school me and give me a 101 lesson on the logic of DUDES. The first thing she said was "coochie ain't got no face", meaning that some guys will sleep with a chick whether she's UGLY or not. It's not always about the looks, it's just about accomplishing the main goal: getting in them draws, which is sad in my opinion! Just thought I'd share. Hehehehe, that was a good laugh! 

Chris signing off, L8r! x0x0x

Ol' Dirty Bastard gives angry woman a call!

Now, when it comes to prank calling someone, I AM ALL FOR IT! I Amanda has done my share of prank calling in my day and now i would like to sit back and listen to someone else do the pranking for a change. Have a listen at this wonderful prank. It's a soundboard of Ol' Dirty Bastard pranking a very high strung, Hostile woman. It's hilarious. The angrier they get, the more laughs we receive! take a listen and take a look!!

So I'm still up at 12:26 am and I have to get up at 7:00 am but I'm not TIRED! Currently Deborah Cox's song featuring R.L "We Can't be friends" is blasting in my dorm room. I think my roommate just caught someone about to get busy through her window..LMAO. BUSTED! I think I'm going to try and catch some ZzzzZZzzzZZ, if not, i'll add another post. L8r for now!

Kanye: Louis Vuitton Don

Kanye is truly dope. He's a fly guy and I love his style. I had to post this because he's so fresh with his Louis Vuitton Miroir Vinyl Bags in Silver and Gold. Gotta love him man.

These are DOPE. PERIOD.

Kanye really did it up with these. I'm TOTALLY feeling them. They're fresh, vibrant, and a bright pair of red kicks to spice up the oulfit is def a good look. 

Puerto Rico it is.

so me and friends FINALLY decided on a spring break destination. We chose to go to PUERTO RICO! I can't wait, I'm so excited. We'll be staying there between 5-7 days in a hotel suite! Let me know what you think about PR???

Change has come to America.

So YESSSSS, we've finally done it! Our 44th president is Barack Obama. I couldn't pick a better family to be in the white house. The Obamas are like the epitome of a fabulous, black, wholesome family. And aren't Sasha and Malia the CUTEST lil girls???

Don't get me started on Michelle. That is my GIRL!!! When I grow up, I'm going to be a fabulous as her. She's a strong black women that should inspire all females. She has sooo much poise, grace, intelligence, and strength! You better keep doin' ya thang Michelle. 

And for Barack...All I can say is you've done what was thought to be impossible and I take my hat off to you! Like seriously, black men around the world can be motivated and I put all my trust in you! 

*Cries*

WELCOME 2 VERBAL COLLAGE (Obama for yo mama!)

So.... Chris and Amanda decided to create blog, especially for all of our Youtube followers. We appreciate the love sooooo much and decided to give back through our blog! Through the Verbal Collage(this blog) you'll get video updates, hear the latest, and walk the runway of our exciting, weird, cool, dope, yet sometimes lame lives (LOL). Everything from videos to fashion, right here!

On a more historical note, BIG UPS to the homie OBAMA! The presidential inauguration takes place tomorrow in D.C and will be a STAR STUDDED EVENT! It's going to feel so good to finally say "MY PRESIDENT IS BLACK". Change feels good and I love it. We are one America.

Catch ya lataz.